ANXrealhousewivesbh1.jpg' alt='The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Season 6 Episode 10' title='The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Season 6 Episode 10' />The Queen Has Spoken And Everythings Broken. Last night, Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills came back bigger, sparklier, and more expensive than ever. Just the way I like it everyone Botoxed to the hilt, in full makeup, and kicking around snarky comments with their 1,0. If you cant play the Beverly Hills game, go retire to your divorce condo until youre ready to barely bat your false eyelashes again barely only because you cant move your face. So Lisa Vanderpump is neither forgiving nor forgetful. Lisa likes her people like she likes her dogs loyal, fluffy, and willing to wear a sequined rosette that says I belong To Lisa Vanderpump who makes my life fabulous Have you met HarrisonWhat about Kyle Richards CLICK THE CONTINUE READING BUTTON FOR MORE Besides Harrison, Lisas other new little one is Dorit Kemsley and Lisa is trotting her around Beverly Hills on a sparkly leash. Dorit, pronounced like Dorito, is a mishmash of identities. We follow the lives of 6 women residents of Potomac, Maryland. Each in various stages of life and affluence. Shaping their community and their lives. All of them famewhorish. Shes married to PK, whose claim to fame seems to be managing Boy George, who is Dorits sister wife. I am becoming curiouser and curiouser about this. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills abbreviated RHOBH is an American reality television series that premiered on October 14, 2010, on Bravo. The show was developed. George lives with them, and together, they all snuggle in bed watching Game of Thrones. Perhaps Kody Brown needs some tipsThey do everything better in Beverly Hills even Sister Wives LVP and PK have been friends for years. Watch Breadcrumbs Hindi Full Movie'>Watch Breadcrumbs Hindi Full Movie. And once he upgraded from his old wife to Dorit, the Todd Kemsleys all got on like a manor house on fire Lisa hosts a dinner at PUMP to introduce her soldiers, Kyle and Dorit, to each other. Kyle has gotten a hair cut, but otherwise shes still exactly the same. Just as LVP demands everyone is passive aggressively trying to prove who is Lisas better friend. The winner gets one used tea bag sniffed by Giggy and a pile of mini pony poop, which, if you look hard enough, is dotted with the diamond grain Lisa mixes into their food for ultra shiny mane and tail. The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Season 6 Episode 10' title='The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Season 6 Episode 10' />Reminding Lisa, subtly, of her loyalties Kyle mentions the disastrous Dubai trip. Lisa still has nightmares about Lisa Rinna. And Eileen Davidson, that harlot, trying to rewrite history, then demanding LVP apologize for Eileens misdeeds and not being compassionate enough in minimizing them. Dorit tries to impress everyone with the fact that she can speak Hebrew, so Kyle interrupts to shout that she knows Pig Latin. Things are going swell here. Well enough about them, lets check in with Erika Girardi. Erika Jayne is patting more pusses than ever, and shes also about to turn 4. Soon the night sweats Erika is experiencing wont come from doing splits on stage in a thong bikini, but from something else deeper inside. To remind her of the better things in life, like how very rich they are, Tom surprises Erika with a birthday gift for himself. A Chagall painting of Adam Even drawn in Sharpie. Sounds about right Erika is unimpressed, but seems used to it. Then Tom whips out her real gift another Cartier panther ring, which looks exactly like the old one to my untrained eye. Lets get Kyle, Ph. D in luxury studies, on the case. To celebrate this 4. Erika. Jaynes entry into our cultural psyche, pervading our dreams with patted pusses and pussy whips and c nty metaphors, Erika is throwing a Studio 5. Budget is no object. Girl I like your style Go for gold right down to your pantiesErika isnt the only person receiving gifts. Harry Hamlin surprises Lipsa with a new car. She deserves it for being the mother of two teenage daughters. Recalling my own adolescence, and realizing how in many ways Lipsa has never progressed from behaving like an adolescent herself, I cant argue with Harry Hamlins logic. But there are bigger things to consider. After losing her father, while also dealing with her daughters, Lipsa has had a total attitude shift since last season. She will work duly to prove this in her interactions with LVP, during which she will smile, kowtow, and kill her with kindness. Or at least kill their feud. Kyle is convinced that LVP will be more apt to forgive Lipsa over Eileen because, after all, Lipsa is easier to manipulate. Apparently, with her new grown up haircut, Kyle has re branded herself Ambassador For Housewives Peace Lisa Vanderpump Division. To further her mission, she goes to dinner with Eileen and Erika. Eileen shares that she lost her mother just before the reunion last year, something she kept hidden from the other women so that it wouldnt impact the flow of the reunion. Eileen is nothing if not professional. Since losing her mother, Eileen has been getting medical advice from Yolanda Hadid and trying some of those alternative treatments that have worked so well for curing Lyme. You know who else is doing 7. RHOBH, because Yolandas Lyme is no longer an invading force. Kyle lists all the things from last season she never wants to discuss again. She tactfully forgot to include Lyme, but that should have been No. Brandi Glanville. In fact, lets just pretend that whole Brandi episode all three seasons of it never happened and move on completely. Which is what Eileen is hoping to do with LVP. This new Eileen recognizes LVPs limitations as a friend and would just like to smile, nod, and be civil. After all, 3. 0 years ago, America was at war with Vietnam and now its a hot vacation spot for the rich, so if American and Vietnam can make like frenemies prospering from their past insurrection, surely two Housewives with far less Lyme blood on their hands can agree to disagree. Better yet  maybe RHOBH can go to Vietnam on the next cast tripKyle chews on the ends of her hair, and considers the possibility of LVP being friendly with Eileen and Lipsa again and decides not to mention the voodoo dolls hanging in LVPs closet behind all the pink tulle and satin blouses. Yep, itll be great Theyll just slap a sparkle on the cheap polyester and dance like its 1. Before attending Erikas party, we visit Dorits house. Dorit and PK moved to Beverly Hills two years ago to be nearer and dearer to all the celebrities they need to be intimately surrounded by. How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Canadian Episode. For work that is. Dorit has, like, three live in Housekeepers and nine nannies for her very busy career as a part time swimwear designer. Apparently, shes very busy. She uses flashcards to help her remember her two childrens names and ages, while she gets her face spackled into an approximation of what a human looks like, then she joins Boy George for champs over breakfast. Well, thats nice. PK is really making all this money managing Boy George Boy George who just competed on Celebrity Apprentice with Kyle Well, Ill be damned Speaking of Kyle, she and Mauricio are joining the PJ club private jet and seek advice from Tom. Kyle needs it for her high flying career as a Hollywood producer pedaling her own sordid tale of Drew Barrymores lost childhood. Seriously, though, hearing that Kyles mom took her to studio 5. It is literally a miracle Kyle isnt more like Kim Maybe all that hair that she hid behind was a ruse used to shield her from the realities of how fked up her life was. Then it turned into a cape, which Kyle used to flee to the normal, stabilizing, loving embrace of Mauricio and his psychologist mother. And it has been WOW and AMAAAAZING ever since. It seems like shes trying to hide something. Shes an American with a twitchy accent, but she grew up in NY, actually CT, yet she considers herself European And Israeli Why do I detect a whiff of Lala Kent style model from her past. LVP actually wore a power suit covered in sequins to the party, and Ken wore a matching other half. Couples who sequin together, stay together Everyone else wore boobs. Eileen paired hers with a bathmat turned into a coat. It was fabulous. Erika has every detail attended to except for the food. She seems to have forgotten about that. Perhaps it was intentional and she was embracing the late 7. Unfortunately, many of her guests forgot to powder their noses and the shine of hunger is circling the party and making LVP garrulous, even more so than usual, which does not bode well for Lipsa and Eileen.