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Dun na, Dun na, Dun na. Oh, I did eat a fat kid on a raft earlier. Thats OK though, I have been swimming a lot. Yummy. Peter Griffin. Whats wrong, Stewie, dont you wanna pee in the toilet bowl like a big boy Boy I remember when I learned to use a potty all by myself. I was so proud. Flashbacks to one year ago. Zips up pants. Hey Lois, I did it. Stewie Griffin. Hey, Brian, remember meIm the guy you left standing at the counter at Mc. Donalds with a bag full of burgers. You know its funny, I tried to walk home and, um, a lot of hungry deer walking around at this hour of the night and, um, oh heres where the story gets fun, uh, you may have noticed Im missing an ear. Managed to, uh, pull it out of the deers mouth and put it in some ice I got at a 7 Eleven. So when you are ready to apologize, just talk into this cup. Stewie Griffin. Mother, I come bearing a gift. Ill give you a hint its in my diaper and its not a toaster. Lois Griffin. Meg, can you change Stewie Meg Griffin. 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This. blows the audience faced on Peter. See, this is exactly the kind of thing I was talking about. Glen Quagmire. Hello, 9. Its Quagmire. Yeah, its caught in the window this time. Peter is visting Willy Wonkas chocolate factory. Ill ask you one more time are you sure you didnt eat anything in my factory Peter has become a giant blueberry. No. Willy Wonka. Im just asking. Peter Griffin. WhatAre you calling me a liar Willy Wonka. No, Im just saying. Peter Griffin. Hey, shut up, Wonka Peter Griffin. Hey, lets play a game called I never. You gotta drink if you never did the thing the person says they did. Cleveland. I got one I never slept with a woman with the lights on. I got one I never slept with Clevelands wife. Quagmire and Cleveland drink. I never did a chick in the Logan airport bathroom. Quagmire drinks. Quagmire has 2. Oh, God, what else is there I never gave a reach around to a spider monkey while reciting the pledge of allegiance. Glen Quagmire. Quagmire drinks. 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I brake for yard sales but I wont let Peter buy anything he likes like that neon beer sign with the chick who had two mugs for jugs. It was only 8 and we had a dozen places to put it. Stewie. Im the dog. Im well read and have a diverse stock portfolio. But Im not above eating grass clippings and regurgitating them on the rug.